I can rhyme for any reason or your unique request

Engagement, birthdays, weddings, or divorce

With thought and sensitivity or humorous in jest

The entire choice is up to you, of course

We can have a conversation, or send me an email

To describe the person and the rhyme, you need

I will ask you several questions and hopefully prevail

To ensure your every wish is guaranteed

So, is it Granny’s birthday, and is she ninety-four?

Are her favourite pastimes plants, knitting or sewing?

Or is she an adventurer preferring the outdoors

and is more content with golf, sailing and rowing?

So, are you getting married and need to have a plan?

Are you nervous and unsure of what to say?

I can turn your words to rhyme for you and your best man

And bring some fun and humour to your day

Is Uncle Jeff eccentric, and does he quote the bible?

Describe him, and I’ll try to make it rhyme

I will do my best to capture every quirk and foible

and help him to enjoy his special time

So is it Kitty’s birthday, or is Bruno six this time

Did you bake a special cake or send a card

Or have you sadly lost them and need a special rhyme

Because losing one you love is always hard

It doesn’t have to stop here; I have more ideas for you

How about an invitation that’s in rhyme?

You only need to tell me who you want to send it to

And provide the date, the venue and the time

If you prefer to message me, I can call you for a chat

Just request a call back from me and press send

When I receive your message, I will do exactly that

and will take down your requirements from this end

I will email my first draft and ask you for your view

and rectify mistakes if there are any

and rewrite any verses if you require me to

But until you’re happy, I won’t charge a penny

Fill the form out on my website, tell me what you seek

Include all of the details you require

Or just call and ask for Andy if you prefer to speak

And tell me of the rhyme that you desire.

Welcome to my website, where I hope you might

find whatever type of rhyme it is you seek

I will try to grant your wishes to your absolute delight

If you’re happy with my fun rhyming technique