Frequently asked questions

What occasions can you create rhymes for, and does it include groups?

I write them for all occasions, including birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, graduations, retirements, and any event you can think of. If you don’t have a special event and just want to send a message to someone to say thank you, I can do that, too. That includes groups such as friends, work colleagues, wedding attendees, sports teams, event attendees, schools or support groups, for example.

Do you offer revisions?

I will send you an electronic draft copy as soon as it is ready for you to scrutinise. You can change or revise any of the text, and I will then re-write it with the changes included. After this any additional changes may incur a charge. The final copy will be sent to you, and payment will be required.

How do I request a bespoke rhyme?

There is an online form on this website that enables me to collate all the information you want included in the rhyme. Alternatively, you can contact me on WhatsApp, and I can collect the information verbally from you.

Can you create rhymes for speeches or presentations?

I can write rhyming speeches for weddings for a best man, groom, bride’s father, in fact, anyone; I can also produce rhyming presentations, corporate events, or any other public speaking engagements where a rhyme can make speeches memorable.

What information do you need from clients to create a rhyme?

The more information you can provide about the recipient, the better. This usually includes names, significant dates, anecdotes, any particular character traits they have, funny sayings, hobbies, interests, work, life, or specific emotions you want to convey.

What about marketing materials?

I can create rhyming marketing content, such as taglines, jingles, or promotional material. Rhymes can make marketing campaigns more engaging and memorable.

What kind of rhymes do you offer and can they be for serious occasions too?

Yes, I offer all options, such as humorous, sentimental, romantic, sensitive, or inspirational. I always try to satisfy the requests of my clients fully.

How long does it take to receive a bespoke rhyme? It's my Mum’s birthday in 2 days.

Depending on the number of requests I receive, I try to produce a draft the following day. Then, if you're happy with it or require only a few tweaks, I can send you an electronic version the next day.

What’s the pricing structure for bespoke rhymes?

My pricing structure is simple. I charge £1.50 (one fifty) GB Pound) per line and have a minimum order of £15.00 (fifteen GB Pounds.) For longer speeches or marketing materials, I would negotiate a price beforehand that would be dependent on the number of lines and verses agreed by you.

Any other questions,

please don’t hesitate to ask.

Can you produce rhymes for charity events?

I would be delighted to write rhymes to help any charity events free of charge, but feedback or a review would always be most welcome. I'm happy to help in any way I can, let's discuss ideas.